Sometimes , something beautiful happens in this world 有时候，这世上会发生美丽的事情
You don't know how to express yourself so 如果不知道该怎么表达
You just gotta sing... 那你只需要唱
I just had sex, and it felt so good! 我做爱了，那感觉真棒！
A woman let me put my penis inside of her!我女朋友允许我进她的*里
I just had sex, and I'll never go back我做爱了，这样就结束了
to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past 跟过去老处男的我说再见
Have you ever had sex? I have - it feel great!你做爱过吗？我做过，感觉很棒！
It felt so good when I did it with my penis用我的棒子直接做感觉真棒
A girl let me do it - it literally just happened女朋友说可以做爱
Havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest!性，谁只要做过，都会成为最棒的男人
Never guess where I just came from - I had sex!你知道我刚做什么来的吗？我做爱了！
If I had to describe the feeling - it was the best!那种感觉要让语言表达的话，那是最棒的！
When I had the sex, man my penis felt great!当我要做爱的时候，我的棒子就硬起来了
And I called my parents right after I was done一做完当场就给我爸妈打电话炫耀了
Oh hey, didn't see you there - guess what I just did!嘿，你没看见把，要不要我告诉你我刚才做什么了吗
Had sex, undressed - saw her boobies and the rest我做爱了，看见女朋友的胸部和剩下的全部
Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing你女朋友对你真好，还肯跟你做爱
Nice of any girl ever - now sing!我女朋友对我太宽容了
I just had sex, and it felt so good!我做爱了，那感觉真棒
A woman let me put my penis inside of her!我女朋友允许我进她的*里
I wanna tell the world!我要告诉全世界！
To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it说实话她说要跟我做爱的时候我吓一跳
Doesn't really make sense - but man, screw it!那不可能，-去你的
I ain't one to argue with a good thing这么好的事我能不做吗
She could be my wife - that good? The best 30 seconds of my life!还可能跟她结婚-那很好吗?-那是我人生最美妙的30分钟
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her她要跟我做爱，我太感动了
'Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure我以前只跟充气娃娃做过爱
With that in mind, the soft, nice smellin' girl's better跟那个相比，有香味的女朋友感觉太棒了
'Cuz she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater即使我戴着项链跟围巾她也没说什么
So this one's dedicated to them girls这首歌是为了我们女朋友而唱的
that let us flop around on top of them!就是指允许我跟她做爱的女朋友
If you're near or far, whether short or tall不管在有多远多近，多高多矮
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you!还跟我们做爱真的很感谢你
She kept lookin' at her watch - doesn't matter have sex!但是她老看表-做完了就算了
But I cried the whole time - doesn't matter have sex!我还一直哭呢-做完了就算了
I think she might've been a racist - doesn't matter have sex!我觉得她歧视人种-做完了就算了
She put a bag one my head - still counts!她在我的头上套了纸壳-都说了几次了。
I just had sex, and my dreams came true!我做爱了，我的梦成真了
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes 如果30分钟一直做爱
Then you're qualified to sing with me!那就跟我一起唱
I just had sex (everybody sing!), and it felt so good! (we all had sex!)我做爱了！那感觉真棒
A woman let me put my penis inside of her! 我女朋友允许我进她的*里
I just had sex, and I'll never go back (never go back!)我做爱了，已经做完了
to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past (it felt so great...)跟过去老处男的我说再见
